Sunday, May 12, 2013

“The Laundromat Lady”

According to law-enforcement authorities, our stalker uses public Laundromats to launder clothes.

In consequence, my sister has taken to referring to our stalker as “The Laundromat Lady”.

Below is the daily record of our stalker’s visits for the week of December 3.

All stalker visits for the week originated from ISP address, registered in Cottage Grove, Oregon, and Elmira, Oregon.

All times are Pacific Standard Time, the time zone of our stalker.

Visits longer than twenty minutes in duration are noted.


Monday, December 3, 2012

10:20 a.m. PST
3:52 p.m. PST ***
8:01 p.m. PST
9:40 p.m. PST
10:32 p.m. PST

*** This visit by our stalker was forty-seven minutes in duration.


Tuesday, December 4, 2012

10:27 a.m. PST
11:19 a.m. PST
12:08 p.m. PST
1:49 p.m. PST
8:00 p.m. PST ***
9:54 p.m. PST
11:22 p.m. PST

*** This visit by our stalker was thirty-one minutes in duration.


Wednesday, December 5, 2012

8:43 a.m. PST ***
12:08 p.m. PST
2:15 p.m. PST
4:22 p.m. PST
9:31 pm. PST
12:05 a.m. PST

*** This visit by our stalker was twenty-seven minutes in duration.


Thursday, December 6, 2012

10:15 a.m. PST
1:22 p.m. PST ***
8:08 p.m. PST
9:07 p.m. PST
9:57 p.m. PST **

*** This visit by our stalker was twenty minutes in duration.

** This visit by our stalker was twenty-four minutes in duration.


Friday, December 7, 2012

11:28 a.m. PST
12:03 p.m. PST
12:43 p.m. PST
6:17 p.m. PST
10:05 p.m. PST


Saturday, December 8, 2012

9:34 a.m. PST
10:49 a.m. PST ***
4:54 p.m. PST
7:04 p.m. PST

*** This visit by our stalker was twenty-six minutes in duration.


Sunday, December 9, 2012

1:55 p.m. PST
9:27 p.m. PST ***

*** This visit by our stalker was one hour and three minutes in duration.


Our stalker is a middle-aged, mentally-ill woman from Springfield, Oregon, who works on a part-time basis for the Eugene Symphony and the Oregon Bach Festival.

Our stalker spends her entire day online—literally, all day, every day, eighteen hours a day, seven days a week—defaming and harassing the Minnesota Orchestra, entering hundreds upon hundreds of idiotic comments, day and night, all over the worldwide web, on any website that so much as mentions the Minnesota Orchestra in passing. Our stalker is neither an educated nor an intelligent woman; she writes the same mindless gibberish over and over.

Myself, I wish our stalker would learn the proper application of the word “disingenuous”, apparently the only multi-syllable word she knows. Our stalker has misused or misapplied the word hundreds of times, on countless websites—and her wholesale misuse of the word is always jarringly inapt.

In January, our stalker began to send us private messages (she last sent us private messages a couple of weeks ago), not a smart maneuver on her part. We shall publish all such private messages once we are cleared to do so.

A couple of weeks ago, our stalker created a new screen name at Minnesota Post: Andrew VanZ. (For those who click on the link: our stalker graduated from Centennial High School in Gresham, Oregon, in 1984, which explains her new user information—and persons will note that our stalker posted additional comments under her real name on the very same threads in which she also posted as “Andrew VanZ”.)

Our stalker is a sick, sick, sick woman.

She is also a very foolish one.

Curious persons may find photographs of our stalker on Sahil Kumar’s rather peculiar but undeniably hilarious Bangalore-based website devoted to fat, unattractive, down-market American women. To read Mr. Kumar’s accompanying texts in English requires installation of a complicated language pack—but the photographs of our stalker, of which there are two dozen on prominent display, speak for themselves. Texts are superfluous.

For anyone in search of hearty laughs, the photographs are definitely worth a look.


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  2. Could you please delete the comment above? Whoever is signed in as O'Hara Catholic School has not been authorized to do so. Our organization does not wish to be associated with the content expressed here.

    Chris Milliron (vice principal)

  3. I would be happy to delete the comment, but you are not coming to me from O'Hara Catholic School. If you were coming to me from O'Hara Catholic School, I would be pleased to delete the comment.

    Moreover, you have created a brand-new (yet blank) blogger profile claiming to be O'Hara Catholic School, with no indicia whatsoever that you are indeed who you claim to be.

    Being more familiar than I wish with the shenanigans of your former employee (and I specifically refer you to her attempted impersonations of Andrew, as noted above), I require some reasonable indicia that you are indeed who you claim to be before I can delete the comment.

  4. For the time being, I have moved the comment in question to the spam folder.

  5. The two entries above submitted by “O & # 39 ; Hara Catholic School” originated from ISP address in San Juan De Alicante, Communidad Valenciana, Spain.

    Apparently O’Hara Catholic School recently relocated . . . moving its operations from Oregon to Spain . . . without telling students or parents.

  6. Glad to be of help. Those tools are pretty powerful, aren’t they?

    Something I find interesting about Amy Adams is that, while working at O’Hara Catholic School, she made numerous anti-Catholic rants on numerous websites using an assortment of screen names. Remember Amy Adams calling the Catholic Church “The Big C” in one of her disgusting anti-Catholic rants on PuffingtonHost under one of her screen names?

  7. “LetTheMysteryBe” is one of the screen names Amy Adams used for her anti-Catholic ranting at HuffingtonPost. Whether “LetTheMysteryBe” is the particular screen name she used for a particular comment, I do not know—and I’m certainly not going to plow through files this time of night.

    But Google will give you your answer.

  8. Maybe I’ll call Milli Chrisiron, Associate Vice Principal at O’Hara Catholic School, recently relocated to San Juan De Alicante, Spain, and ask Milli for her help.

    It will be morning in Spain soon. Milli will be in her office before you know it!

  9. If Milli’s out of the office, ask for Roni Chrismill, Acting Second Assistant Vice Principal at O’Hara Catholic School. Roni was instrumental in arranging O’Hara Catholic School’s secret move to Spain.

  10. Do you think Nori Millchris, Vice Principal In Waiting Twice Removed, would do in a pinch? Roni Chrismill takes Wednesdays off.

  11. Nori probably will do just fine if you demonstrate an iron will, ask crisp questions and don’t mill around too long.

    Now go brush up on your Spanish.

    Adios. Buenos noches.