Saturday, February 23, 2013

“Her Only Friend Is The Bradford Exchange”

Below is the daily record of our stalker’s visits for the week of November 26, the week after Thanksgiving.

All stalker visits for the week originated from ISP address 71.36.205.124, registered in Cottage Grove, Oregon, and Elmira, Oregon.

All times are Pacific Standard Time, the time zone of our stalker.

Visits longer than twenty minutes in duration are noted.

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Monday, November 26, 2012

10:05 a.m. PST ***
1:28 p.m. PST
3:46 p.m. PST
10:43 p.m. PST
11:20 p.m. PST **

*** This visit by our stalker was two hours and ten minutes in duration, during which she visited fifty-one pages and—once again—repeatedly searched for “Matthew Halls” and “John Evans”. Law-enforcement authorities were later able to explain to us why our stalker had repeatedly searched for “Matthew Halls” and “John Evans”.

** This visit by our stalker was forty-two minutes in duration, and involved a visit to fifty pages.

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Tuesday, November 27, 2012

10:26 a.m. PST
12:40 p.m. PST
3:40 p.m. PST
10:45 p.m. PST ***

*** This visit by our stalker was twenty-five minutes in duration, and involved a visit to twenty-three pages.

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Wednesday, November 28, 2012

9:10 a.m. PST
2:18 p.m. PST
10:36 p.m. PST
11:30 p.m. PST ***

*** This visit by our stalker was twenty minutes in duration.

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Thursday, November 29, 2012

11:26 a.m. PST
2:19 p.m. PST ***
4:04 p.m. PST **
6:09 p.m. PST
8:09 p.m. PST
9:41 p.m. PST

*** This visit by our stalker was twenty-three minutes in duration.

** This visit by our stalker was thirty-five minutes in duration, and involved a visit to nineteen pages.

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Friday, November 30, 2012

9:51 a.m. PST
10:34 a.m. PST
11:08 a.m. PST ***
12:03 p.m. PST **
3:03 p.m. PST *
4:34 p.m. PST
5:12 p.m. PST ###
6:16 p.m. PST ##
7:49 p.m. PST
8:02 p.m. PST
8:56 p.m. PST
9:40 p.m. PST #

*** This visit by our stalker was thirty-five minutes in duration, and involved a visit to seventeen pages.

** This visit by our stalker was fifty-one minutes in duration, and involved a visit to thirteen pages.

* This visit by our stalker was twenty-two minutes in duration.

### This visit by our stalker was twenty minutes in duration.

## This visit by our stalker was thirty minutes in duration, and involved a visit to eighteen pages.

# This visit by our stalker was twenty-one minutes in duration.

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Saturday, December 1, 2012

9:51 a.m. PST
12:39 p.m. PST
4:17 p.m. PST
8:38 p.m. PST ***
10:56 p.m. PST **

*** This visit by our stalker was one hour and fourteen minutes in duration, and involved a visit to twenty-one pages.

** This visit by our stalker was twenty-seven minutes in duration.

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Sunday, December 2, 2012

8:11 a.m. PST
10:24 a.m. PST
4:19 p.m. PST ***
9:41 p.m. PST

*** This visit by our stalker was twenty-eight minutes in duration.

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Our stalker is a middle-aged, unbalanced woman from Springfield, Oregon, who works on a part-time basis for the Eugene Symphony and the Oregon Bach Festival.

She is of no more than average intelligence, if that, of very poor educational background, and in possession of neither judgment nor sophistication.  Over the last couple of decades, she has been employed in an assortment of low-paying jobs, always earning salaries slightly more than the poverty line.

When she is not stalking us, the woman spends her time in an organized campaign of defamation and harassment against the Minnesota Orchestra, entering literally thousands of anti-Minnesota Orchestra comments all over the worldwide web (including on Minnesota Orchestra’s Facebook, which as a practical matter she has taken over).

No doubt the Minnesota Orchestra and its officials will initiate legal proceedings against her once the current labor troubles are resolved.

The statute of limitations will begin to run only on the date of the woman’s final comment on any forum, which gives the Minnesota Orchestra—and individuals affiliated with the Minnesota Orchestra—more than ample time to proceed against her in coming years.

The woman is married—and the Minnesota Orchestra and its officials will be able to collect equally against assets of both spouses (including retirement plans), into perpetuity, until any judgments are satisfied.

Sunday, February 17, 2013

“Her Clothes Look Like Automobile Seat Covers From Fingerhut”

It was the weekend before Thanksgiving that we realized we had a stalker.

Late Saturday night, November 17, I was glancing through my Sitemeter and Statcounter logs for the day when I noticed that a visitor had spent more than seven hours on my weblog—searching for information about Andrew’s mother.

I immediately told Andrew to look through his Sitemeter and Statcounter logs for the day—and Andrew discovered that the very same visitor had spent more than nine hours on his weblog, once again searching for information about Andrew’s mother.

The following day, we shared the Sitemeter and Statcounter logs with everyone in the family—and Lizbeth, a psychiatrist, was quick to inform us that we had classic stalker behavior on our hands.

We immediately upgraded our Sitemeter and Statcounter accounts, installed a third monitoring device, and began recording and preserving the visits of our stalker.

Below is the daily record of our stalker’s visits for the week of November 19, Thanksgiving Week. For continuity purposes, visits in the early-morning hours are treated as late-night visits from the previous day.

All stalker visits during Thanksgiving Week originated from ISP address 71.36.205.124, registered in Cottage Grove, Oregon, and Elmira, Oregon. Our stalker’s ISP address was to change more than once in coming weeks—and the frequency of the stalker’s visits was to accelerate, as readers will observe as I publish our stalker’s week-by-week visits.

All times are Pacific Standard Time, the time zone of our stalker.

Visits longer than twenty minutes in length are noted.

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Monday, November 19, 2012

8:27 a.m. PST ***
1:24 p.m. PST
1:52 p.m. PST
2:06 p.m. PST **
3:34 p.m. PST
5:06 p.m. PST *
5:45 p.m. PST
6:29 p.m. PST
6:34 p.m. PST
7:54 p.m. PST
9:16 p.m. PST

*** This visit by our stalker was two hours and forty-nine minutes in duration, during which she visited thirty-two pages and repeatedly searched for “Matthew Halls” and “John Evans”. Law-enforcement authorities were later able to explain to us why our stalker had repeatedly searched for “Matthew Halls” and “John Evans”.

** This visit by our stalker was forty-one minutes in duration.

* This visit by our stalker was twenty-nine minutes in duration.

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Tuesday, November 20, 2012

7:45 a.m. PST
10:01 a.m. PST
10:16 a.m. PST
11:01 a.m. PST
3:30 p.m. PST
5:32 p.m. PST
7:00 p.m. PST
9:31 p.m. PST
11:40 p.m. PST
12:34 a.m. PST ***

*** This visit by our stalker was twenty-four minutes in duration.

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Wednesday, November 21, 2012 (Thanksgiving Eve)

7:52 a.m. PST
9:31 a.m. PST
9:48 a.m. PST ***
11:40 a.m. PST
12:34 p.m. PST **
1:44 p.m. PST
5:49 p.m. PST
10:53 p.m. PST
11:28 p.m. PST
12:02 a.m. PST

*** This visit by our stalker was twenty-five minutes in duration.

** This visit by our stalker was twenty-six minutes in duration.

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Thursday, November 22, 2012 (Thanksgiving Day)

3:04 p.m. PST ***
12:08 a.m. PST

*** This visit by our stalker was thirty-one minutes in duration.

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Friday, November 23, 2012 (Black Friday)

11:10 a.m. PST
2:33 p.m. PST
3:09 p.m. PST ***
9:34 p.m. PST

*** This visit by our stalker was twenty-two minutes in duration, and involved a visit to twenty pages.

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Saturday, November 24, 2012

10:53 a.m. PST ***
4:52 p.m. PST **
10:41 p.m. PST
11:52 p.m. PST *
12:30 a.m. PST ###

*** This visit by our stalker was fifty-six minutes in duration, and involved a visit to twenty-four pages.

** This visit by our stalker was twenty-three minutes in duration.

* This visit by our stalker was twenty-one minutes in duration, and involved a visit to twelve pages.

### This visit by our stalker was one hour and five minutes in duration, and involved a visit to twenty pages.

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Sunday, November 25, 2012

9:29 a.m. PST
9:49 p.m. PST

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Thanks to law-enforcement authorities, we know virtually everything there is to know about our stalker, a middle-aged, mentally-ill woman from Springfield, Oregon. I knew law-enforcement techniques for monitoring people were good—yet, as I was to learn, they go far beyond anything I had ever envisioned.

I plan never to give the government cause to monitor me!

Wednesday, February 13, 2013

First Thing In The Morning, Last Thing At Night

Below are Monday’s visits to our weblog by our stalker, a middle-aged, mentally-ill woman from Springfield, Oregon, who works part-time for the Eugene Symphony. All times are Pacific Standard Time.

7:51 a.m. PST
9:40 a.m. PST
10:22 a.m. PST
11:30 a.m. PST
12:09 p.m. PST
12:43 p.m. PST
4:16 p.m. PST
5:57 p.m. PST
7:23 p.m. PST
11:33 p.m. PST
12:30 a.m. PST

We have been recording the madwoman’s visits since November, preserving visitor logs, and Monday’s visits were fully in keeping with the madwoman’s standard daily routine.

Since December, the madwoman’s activities have been monitored by law-enforcement authorities, and authorities have kept us up-to-date on her comings and goings. For instance, we were contacted as soon as she booked a recent trip to the Twin Cities, and given the particulars of her travel arrangements so as to allow us to take necessary precautions.

The Eugene Symphony has a major problem on its hands.