Wednesday, February 13, 2013

First Thing In The Morning, Last Thing At Night

Below are Monday’s visits to our weblog by our stalker, a middle-aged, mentally-ill woman from Springfield, Oregon, who works part-time for the Eugene Symphony. All times are Pacific Standard Time.

7:51 a.m. PST
9:40 a.m. PST
10:22 a.m. PST
11:30 a.m. PST
12:09 p.m. PST
12:43 p.m. PST
4:16 p.m. PST
5:57 p.m. PST
7:23 p.m. PST
11:33 p.m. PST
12:30 a.m. PST

We have been recording the madwoman’s visits since November, preserving visitor logs, and Monday’s visits were fully in keeping with the madwoman’s standard daily routine.

Since December, the madwoman’s activities have been monitored by law-enforcement authorities, and authorities have kept us up-to-date on her comings and goings. For instance, we were contacted as soon as she booked a recent trip to the Twin Cities, and given the particulars of her travel arrangements so as to allow us to take necessary precautions.

The Eugene Symphony has a major problem on its hands.


  1. Hey, BoBo. This is what you guys get for blogging. As Mom said, you run the risk that every psycho-deranged White Trash loon in the known universe will come across your blogs.

    I did NOT say you guys had photoshopped this crazy woman’s pictures. I said the photos LOOKED photoshopped. My point was, this demented sow is so strange and ugly, and her clothes so FINGERHUT, she doesn’t look for real.

    And I would list EVERY ONE of her visits, not just one day’s. And I would put up the photos, too.

    Whatever you do, don’t send this sick woman my way. I’d mace her on sight, and have the cops on her in one minute flat.

  2. Her clothes look so fingerhut? Huh?

    We intend to list every single one of her thousands of visits. In and of themselves, they establish what a sick, sick woman she is.

    It’s good to have a psychiatrist in the family. Lizbeth told us on day one that this woman was psychotic, and to monitor her closely.

  3. The catalog retailer, Fingerhut. Think cheap. Low quality. Low class. Garbage products for garbage people.

    Her clothes look like automobile seat covers from Fingerhut.