There But For The Grace Of God . . .

Some persons were placed on earth in order to encourage everyone else to feel superior.

One such example—and a very prime one it is, indeed—is America’s most unappealing gay couple, Caleb Cross and James Van Dellen, hailing from Denver, Colorado.


Genuinely, one could not envision two more unattractive, unappealing creatures.

I’ve never seen such clear cases of “chromosomes gone awry” or “genetics gone haywire” in my life.

Are these the two most conspicuous examples of “white trash in its purest form” of all time?

These two goons look like they need to be walked through a car wash, although I am confident they would emerge from the carwash still unclean.

The gross, bulbous nose of the one on the right would, I believe, be most at home in a carnival sideshow. Indeed, it very well might be able to take on a life of its own unattached from the human body.

Whatever motivated these morons to post and circulate such embarrassing pictures of themselves? It is frightening to contemplate whatever must have been going through their witless minds.

One would think that their parents would be mortified over what they have wrought.

However, something tells me that the parents probably have tattoos, too.

The admonition of Justice Holmes lives on.